Adorable Nonsense

dodie-snk:

HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE

turnipfritters:

king-in-yellow:


etonia:
elizabethplaid:
Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.
[SNIP]
1. You are male.2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.
HAHAHAHA
1) Female2) Early 30s3) On the fucking career ladder so NOPE4) Brown, brown, and congenitally missing teeth. Noooope.5) HAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHHAHA. No. 

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.
I….?!
I am trudging my way to my mid-thirties, yes.
I feel like they are basing some of the gender assumption on my morning get-ready routine only taking 40 minutes, but seriously, once you stop giving a shit, getting ready to go is PRETTY QUICK*
*I envy people with really neat, styled hair at work, but not enough to spend the time to achieve the same, babies don’t judge AND they have no room to comment on my hair anyways

1. You are male.2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
Yes, Only Mentally, No but Yes, Hahaha No, Probably.
I don’t really get how they’re supposed to determine your hair and eyes from this test, but something tells me they don’t have “your hair looks and feels like straw” as a possible answer.

Holy shit I got the exact same results you did. Exact. Same. It’s about as accurate for me, by which I meant not.
I do have beautiful hair though, but it’s dark blonde.

turnipfritters:

king-in-yellow:

etonia:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

[SNIP]

1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

HAHAHAHA

1) Female
2) Early 30s
3) On the fucking career ladder so NOPE
4) Brown, brown, and congenitally missing teeth. Noooope.
5) HAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHHAHA. No. 

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

I….?!

I am trudging my way to my mid-thirties, yes.

I feel like they are basing some of the gender assumption on my morning get-ready routine only taking 40 minutes, but seriously, once you stop giving a shit, getting ready to go is PRETTY QUICK*

*I envy people with really neat, styled hair at work, but not enough to spend the time to achieve the same, babies don’t judge AND they have no room to comment on my hair anyways

1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

Yes, Only Mentally, No but Yes, Hahaha No, Probably.

I don’t really get how they’re supposed to determine your hair and eyes from this test, but something tells me they don’t have “your hair looks and feels like straw” as a possible answer.

Holy shit I got the exact same results you did. Exact. Same. It’s about as accurate for me, by which I meant not.

I do have beautiful hair though, but it’s dark blonde.

castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

danbutt:

quality reporting

danbutt:

quality reporting

If this post gets more than 37 notes you’ll give me all your money

webgf:

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webgf:

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Have you ever cum so hard you never forget that experience?
Anonymous

zombocon:

thejory:

all my cums are blurs to me… half remembered memories… shameful dark secrets

I’ve ejaculated things you people wouldn’t believe…

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those… moments… will be lost in time, like [small cough] cummies… in… rain.

Time to nut.

psychojukebox:

punkgf:

I’d fuck mr. Crabs

This makes me ridiculously uncomfortable

dkraus00:

Pencil on paper, finished in photoshop.

dkraus00:

Pencil on paper, finished in photoshop.